1K Popcorn

A package of last year's Trails-End Popcorn. Looks like it was deemed good for a long time, a thousand and one years actually!

WOW, you should really buy some popcorn from your local Cub Scout or Boy Scout.

BAGGIE PANTS

Just thought of a great deterent to baggie pants: PEDESTRIAN SOBRIETY CHECKS.

Imagine a cop stopping you on the street and asking you to run about 20' WITH your hands ON TOP of your head.

If you stumble (trip over the pants that are now around you ankles), you get thrown in the drunk tank!

Better pinatas

NM has better pinatas.

Rockhound State Park

You can keep the rocks at Rockhound State Park... But not the tarantulas or humming birds.

Late check in

Rockhound State Park has late check in.

Meteor Crater

You can not take rocks or snakes from the meteor crater.

Super Fan

If you ever run into this hand dryer, hold on...