Proof

I'm in the middle-of-nowhere on I-45 (Fairfield?) and I have just received
confirmation of the existence of THAFD.

I bought a Lainey-special 4.5-Layer Burito* and tried to fill my drink cup with an utter lack of diet-brown. The taco twirp could not use the drive-thru fountain because "the central pipe was broken."

The manager claims the Pepsico Repairman had been called. But of course we know the TRUTH. The problem is a breakdown in the Taco Hell Arterial Food Distribution System (THAFD). Clearly, one of the tubes leading the the worldwide central repository of all Taco Bell products is clogged or kinked.

*(7-Layer Burito minus sour cream & cheese plus extra guac)